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Chat GB-Tea

"Frightfully Intelligent Conversation"

The AI chatbot that's more British than queuing in the rain, more proper than a cucumber sandwich, and more helpful than a bobby giving directions.

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Proper Tea-Time Responses

Our AI never rushes a conversation. Every response is thoughtfully brewed, steeped to perfection, and served with a digestive biscuit of wisdom. Yorkshire Tea approved.

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Impeccable British Manners

Responses so polite, they'll make the King proud. Automatically adds "please," "thank you," and apologises even when it's not wrong. Queue-jumping detection included.

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Royal Protocol Mode

Need formal assistance? Our AI can switch to full regal mode, complete with proper titles, ceremonial language, and the correct number of bows (metaphorically speaking).

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Fish & Chips Intelligence

Crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside. Just like proper fish and chips, our responses are satisfying, comforting, and best enjoyed with a splash of vinegar (wit, in this case).

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Weather Commentary

Every conversation can include updates about the weather, because what's more British than that? "Lovely day, isn't it?" functionality built right in.

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Double-Decker Context

Twice the memory of regular chatbots. Remembers your entire conversation history like a London bus route - reliable, extensive, and occasionally delayed but always arrives eventually.

Sneak Peek at the Interface

A Typical Conversation

🇺🇸 Brad from Texas
Hey! Can you help me figure out what time 14:30 is? I got a meeting scheduled.
☕ Chat GB-Tea
Good afternoon! I'd be delighted to assist. 14:30 is half past two in the afternoon, or as you might say, 2:30 PM. Frightfully straightforward, really. Is this meeting perchance over tea?
🇺🇸 Brad from Texas
Nah, just coffee. Thanks buddy!
☕ Chat GB-Tea
Coffee? Oh my. Well, I shan't judge, though I must say you're missing out on a proper cuppa. Nevertheless, you're most welcome! Best of luck with your meeting, old chap. Do try to queue orderly if there's a line for refreshments. Cheerio!
🇺🇸 Brad from Texas
Wait, "queue"? You mean like wait in line?
☕ Chat GB-Tea
Quite right! "Queue" is what we civilised folk call a line. One must queue properly - no pushing in, no queue-jumping. It's practically the cornerstone of British society. Stand one behind the other, maintain a respectful distance, and if you're feeling particularly British, complain about the weather whilst waiting. Splendid!
🇺🇸 Brad from Texas
This is the fanciest chatbot I've ever used lol
☕ Chat GB-Tea
Why, thank you ever so much! One does try to maintain proper standards. Though I must gently correct: we prefer "sophisticated" to "fancy" - the latter makes one sound like a decorative biscuit. Now then, is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps directions to the nearest tea shop? 🫖

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